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Bloody hell, that was hilarious. And remarkably clean, by Triumph standards. Was that actually broadcast here? Or just prepared for The Tonight Show?

Wait, we're pussies? Outrage! Start a petition!

P.S. This link might take you straight to the video, if you're unfortunate enough to be using Microsoft products...

Since that MSN Video setup is clearly more trouble than it's worth... a transcript!

Jodi Leong (KHNL): Shari Shima has the night off.

Howard Dashefsky (KHNL): Ah, but the weather report rolls on, and we have a special guest in the weather center tonight.

Triumph: Thanks for the throw there, Howard. By the way, you're terrific, you know? You've got talent, and with that haircut, you're really on a rocket to Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Okay. So let's see what our satellite is telling us today. Oh, little clouds are coming into the sky! Oh, poor Hawaii! You might have a cloud or two! Screw you Hawaii!

Okay. Tonight, what is this, evening clouds, and yes, mostly dry and pleasant. Okay. Dry and pleasant, that's an inherent contradiction, isn't it? Hee hee hee! For me it is! You guys know what I'm talking about. Oh yes. And then what have we got?

Oh no! Light winds! Light winds! What will Hawaii do! Close the schools! I'm just going to say what everyone else in America is thinking: Hawaii - you're a pussy!

Howard, don't worry about the light winds. Hurricane Isabel couldn't mess up your hair.

Okay, here is the five-day forecast. Oh, look at what we've got. Warm... that's interesting news. Humid... that's good for your hair, anchor guy, you can save on Aquanet that day... and then what have we got? We have cloudy? More cloudy? Oh no, it's another cloud! It's armageddon for Hawaii! What are we going to do? I can't look! I can't look! Hawaii's about to suffer clouds everywhere! This entire state is threatened with three, four days of shade! Oh no! Aaaaaaaugh!

Back to you.

I saw that when it was broadcast...it was back in October when Triumph was here in town doing segments at Aloha Stadium during the American Idol tryouts. He got kicked out by stadium security.

's up on the nbc site at:
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/video/triumph.shtml
for anyone that cares and has a mac or not IE (still need windows media just yet)

i've got the raw video for this stuff at khnl...you'd be surprised at what goes on behind the scenes. the guy behind triumph did a lot of takes and retakes on his jokes...he's not the spontaneously funny guy that you'd think he was. a lot of his practice stuff was really lame. he did do a good job at the live weather report though. i heard khnl people pleaded with triumph's "handler" not to have him hump anyone while they were on-air. ha.

Howard Dashefsky is my uncle.

Lauren Dashefsky is my friend and her uncle is Howard.

Hi Lauren!

I saw Howard at Kaiser Hospital.

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