Santa Claus Is (not) Coming To Town

No need to watch out, just go ahead and cry,
You might just as well pout, I’m telling you why
Santa Claus isn’t really coming to town.

So he won’t see your list, don’t bother to write
He’ll be drunk and passed out on Christmas eve night
So Santa’s not coming to town.

(chorus)
He can’t see you when you’re sleeping,
Could care less when you’re awake
Seems to be wherever you may go
So you know that he’s a fake.

Soooooooooooo…………..
Pass out that Christmas list before it’s too late,
To family and friends and to your soulmate,
Because Santa’s not coming to town.

One Response to “Santa Claus Is (not) Coming To Town”

  1. Randy Says:

    Have you seen this Santa Claus Video I think you will like it because of your poem?

    http://blowthetrumpet.org/TheGreatDeceptionVideo.htm

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