Hawaii Observer

Almighty: Who doesn’t need your money

Bullshit: The main product of a non-manufacturing economy

Business: A moneymaking group of only incidental benefit to the public. Example: the US Government

Crime: A government monopoly

Criminal: A name for someone temporarily out of favor with G.W. Bush

Dick Cheney: the only hands-on party reformer

Fashion: Dressing like the others to show that you’re different

Fooling all the people all the time: Religion

Fox News: English for “Pravda”

Government: The PR arm of organized crime

Heaven: A “Get rich slow in your next life” scheme

Homeland: Israel

Invasion: Borrowing a piece of land for 20 times the price of buying

Jewelry: The monetary unit of oral sex

Law: An obfuscation of right and wrong to protect the top criminals

Liberty Statue: The American war god

Lobbyist: A corrupter of innocent old boys

Mainstream Media: Obstruction of truth

Military: A $5 trillion tool that gives the best result if not used

News section: The advertising section for the government

Palaces: Proofs that governing was never about serving the people

Patriotism: Allegiance to our Mafia

Peace: A period of government inactivity

Platform: The principles a party works hard to sell out

Police: Protects the main beneficiaries of crime from the occasional ones

Politician: A main beneficiary of crime

Polygraph: The device that exploded at the Pentagon’s west wing on 9/11

Prison: Legalized slavery

Prosperity: A period of government inactivity

Public Relations: False advertising

Respect: Lack of understanding

Secret Service: Drugs and arms smuggling network

Sentence: Punishment for not having an expensive lawyer

Sin: The main product of the Christian church

Specialist: Someone making bigger mistakes for bigger pay than you

Supreme Court: Constitution Prostitution

Taxation: The War On Americans

Theft: The last, logical business step in minimizing the cost of production

Thief Executive: The Pvevident

Terrorist: A name for someone temporarily out of favor with G.W. Bush

Two-party System: A choice between one party serving the rich

Unimpeachable: Not holding a public office

War: The industrial form of organized crime

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