Whispered Wordbook
Almighty: Who doesn’t need your money
Bullshit: The main product of a non-manufacturing economy
Business: A moneymaking group of only incidental benefit to the public. Example: the US Government
Crime: A government monopoly
Criminal: A name for someone temporarily out of favor with G.W. Bush
Dick Cheney: the only hands-on party reformer
Fashion: Dressing like the others to show that you’re different
Fooling all the people all the time: Religion
Fox News: English for “Pravda”
Government: The PR arm of organized crime
Heaven: A “Get rich slow in your next life” scheme
Homeland: Israel
Invasion: Borrowing a piece of land for 20 times the price of buying
Jewelry: The monetary unit of oral sex
Law: An obfuscation of right and wrong to protect the top criminals
Liberty Statue: The American war god
Lobbyist: A corrupter of innocent old boys
Mainstream Media: Obstruction of truth
Military: A $5 trillion tool that gives the best result if not used
News section: The advertising section for the government
Palaces: Proofs that governing was never about serving the people
Patriotism: Allegiance to our Mafia
Peace: A period of government inactivity
Platform: The principles a party works hard to sell out
Police: Protects the main beneficiaries of crime from the occasional ones
Politician: A main beneficiary of crime
Polygraph: The device that exploded at the Pentagon’s west wing on 9/11
Prison: Legalized slavery
Prosperity: A period of government inactivity
Public Relations: False advertising
Respect: Lack of understanding
Secret Service: Drugs and arms smuggling network
Sentence: Punishment for not having an expensive lawyer
Sin: The main product of the Christian church
Specialist: Someone making bigger mistakes for bigger pay than you
Supreme Court: Constitution Prostitution
Taxation: The War On Americans
Theft: The last, logical business step in minimizing the cost of production
Thief Executive: The Pvevident
Terrorist: A name for someone temporarily out of favor with G.W. Bush
Two-party System: A choice between one party serving the rich
Unimpeachable: Not holding a public office
War: The industrial form of organized crime