Dear Santa,

I think I've been reasonably good this year, so if it's not too much trouble I would like the following:

-- a computer glitch that will mysteriously erase all record of Matt's student loans.
-- a mouse translator.
-- lucky winning streaks every time I set foot in Las Vegas.
-- better hand-eye coordination (or whatever will make me less clumsy).
-- a personal chef.
-- the second season of Carnivàle to begin immediately.

Much love,
Jennifer

P.S. Instead of cookies and milk, there will be Kahlúa and chocolate waiting for you.