Matt is letting me use his laptop because first of all he is my husband and secondly my faithful laptop has gone into a catatonic state. It starts up just fine, but doesn't do anything. Menus don't open up, programs don't respond. Actually it does one thing, the screensaver still works. The last screensaver that I installed was an animated fishtank, so basically I now have a very expensive, but soothing fake fishtank.

Matt said I can do whatever I want to it, change the settings, install programs, and whatnot. The only thing that I'm not allowed to do, he says, is to break it. I gave him a dirty look, I didn't think that was nearly as funny as he thought.