Matt wanted to know what fake Easter was. He's referring to the calendar where I scribbled "Fake Easter" over Saturday's date. Basically, it's celebrating Easter on the wrong day because prior commitments don't allow us to get together with my family on the actual holiday.

My mother wanted to know if I was going to cook a special Easter dinner at home on Sunday. I paused, not knowing that I was supposed to cook a special Sunday Easter dinner. I reminded her that I probably won't, but if I did (being totally non-religious and consumer minded) my version of a special Easter dinner would probably be food shaped to look like a bunny.