On the Big Island, in the car, we passed a place that had a big sign out front that announced they had "FREE SHOWERS." This both fascinated and scared my niece who exclaimed, "Free showers?!"
me: Yup. You want to go?
me: We can stop the car.
my brother: Don't worry Daddy will protect you. It's Daddy's job to protect you.
me to Sarah: Do you know what Aunty Jenny's job is?
Sarah: *shaking her head*
me: To give you a hard time.
on the plane ride home:
Sarah: Aunty Jenny, did you have fun on this trip?
Sarah (looking mildly surprised): You didn't?
Me: No. Not really.
Sarah: Mmm... Was it because of the funeral?
Me: Yeah. I think it would have been more fun without dead people involved.
Not much to report. I go to work and I break things at work. The day after I broke the printer, I broke my desk. Well, the drawer to be exact, but it's more fun to say: I broke my desk.
If this is a progression of size, I should start taking the stairs.