On the Big Island, in the car, we passed a place that had a big sign out front that announced they had "FREE SHOWERS." This both fascinated and scared my niece who exclaimed, "Free showers?!"

me: Yup. You want to go?
Sarah: Nooo!
me: We can stop the car.
Sarah: Daddy!
my brother: Don't worry Daddy will protect you. It's Daddy's job to protect you.
me to Sarah: Do you know what Aunty Jenny's job is?
Sarah: *shaking her head*
me: To give you a hard time.