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      <title>because the easter bunny fights dirty</title>
      <description>Not so recently I sprained my wrist and my niece, Sarah, wanted to know how it happened. As always she...</description>
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      <title>Dear Santa</title>
      <description>Earlier this month Sarah had already whispered what she wanted into Santa's ear. (My brother took both Sarah and Katsumi...</description>
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      <title>ninja bunny wants you!</title>
      <description>I'm trying to recruit minions into my ninja bunny army. Sarah has offered up all her stuffed bunnies to join...</description>
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      <description>My niece has a real bunny, a white netherland dwarf rabbit to be exact, which she has named Carrots. me:...</description>
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      <title>uncle matt 2, aunty jenny 0</title>
      <description>Katsumi, my two year old nephew, has a selective vocabulary. Recently he's started using the words &quot;Unc&quot; (for uncle) and...</description>
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      <title>a girl after my own heart</title>
      <description>After thanksgiving dinner, I sat down with my niece, Sarah, to draw pictures. We drew different animals: elephants, giraffes, ostriches,...</description>
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      <title>chicken</title>
      <description>Not that long ago I had dinner at my parents' house with my brother and his family. My niece, Sarah,...</description>
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      <title>because I can't ask a simple question</title>
      <description>me: Do you work tomorrow? ratboy: Yes, but I'm not on call. me: Are you working at night? ratboy: Not...</description>
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      <title>happy moo year</title>
      <description>On new years eve, after my niece, Sarah, asked me for the tenth time, &quot;What is that noise?&quot; I changed...</description>
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      <title>voicemail</title>
      <description>Message left on my phone at 12:58 a.m.: Hello Jennifer. I have learned that Japanese players are just as stupid...</description>
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      <title>searching</title>
      <description>Well, I've done it. I got Darrett hooked on FFXI. Which is quite amusing since he was the one person...</description>
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      <title>robotic happiness</title>
      <description>My brother's kids and I all survived Saturday. Other than my paranoia of some freak accident happening, my biggest worry...</description>
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      <title>things to do:</title>
      <description>- figure out where I went wrong with my Betty Crocker Bake N' Fill, when even though I followed the...</description>
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      <title>robotic goodness</title>
      <description>Darrett, my robotic friend, has posted a rare entry on his site, but I am sad I can't post comments...</description>
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      <title>[sleep][do you have it?]</title>
      <description>Darrett has the special robot skill of sensing when I am logged onto Final Fantasy XI. I know he does,...</description>
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