I received a package in the mail that my parents had sent. Inside were many old photographs of family members, as well as a number of photographs of me that were taken throughout my childhood. Kind of neat to look at the old photos. Was I really that young once upon a time? Hard to believe that such a cute kid can grow up to be such an ugly grown up…
Also in the package were my report-cards from grades K through 8. I was surprised that my Mother had saved them for all these past years. Now that I have them in my possession, I really don’t know what to do with them. If I was famous, they might hold some monetary value, but I am not so they don’t. I’ve decided to throw them away, although it is always a little difficult for me to discard such things from the past, even though there is no logical reason to keep them.
Actually, it was fun to see the report cards. I got a good laugh at reading the marks I received and the comments that my teachers had left. Here are some of my favorites:
* Kindergarten - Sometimes becomes playful during nap.
(Ahhh, some things never change)
* Grade 1 - Knows his reading words well.
* Grade 2 - Needs to spend more time with math. As it becomes more difficult, he puts it aside.
(A trait that would follow me)
* Grade 3 - A very nice boy and a good worker.
(Teacher’s Pet!)
* Grade 4 - Academically, a very capable child. Socially, needs to get along with others.
(The trouble-maker emerges)
* Grade 5 - Frequently disruptive.
(I prefer “playful”)
* Grade 6 - During last 2 weeks of school, his attitude improved.
(Hey, at least I finished strong)
* Grade 7 - (Music) Has a very poor attitude. Can not take criticisim of any type.
(There seems to be a pattern here)
* Grade 8 - (English) Playful, pleasant.
For the most part, these are not the kind of comments a parent wants to read, nor the kind of remarks I am particularly proud of. I regret that I didn’t behave as much as I should have in school, and I’m sorry for the grief it must have caused in the classroom and at home. It was never my intention to cause any harm; I was just a kid trying to find my way and probably looking for a little attention. Time passes and people change. Fortunately, I have mellowed through the years; but I’m still playful. Maybe I will keep the report cards afterall. The incriminating evidence might provide a laugh when I’m old and gray.