There was a time when I would come home from school, change my clothes, get the cookies and milk, and sit in front of the television watching afternoon sitcoms. While some of my peers were busy with something called homework, I was indulging in the life-lessons offered by Gilligan’s Island and The Brady Bunch. Such were the benefits of being a latchkey kid.
Some of what I learned while watching these shows were direct lessons, such as the plans one has in life may not always go as originally planned. This is what I refer to as “The three-hour tour” lesson.
Other lessons were indirectly learned, as I was able to contrast and compare the stories with my own life. One such lesson took place from watching a Brady Bunch episode. The kids had done something wrong, and it was up to Greg and Marcia to confess and explain to their parents. I remember it clearly as Greg said, “Mom, Dad, you better sit down, it’s a long story.” The parents sat down, all was explained, apologies were made, and Brady-life went on.
Is just so happened that I had to confess and explain to my parents something that I had done wrong, so the timing couldn’t have been more perfect for this particular episode. Later that night while my parents were in the kitchen, I made my confession. After my father had asked how it had happened, I remained calm and cool and remembered what Greg had said to his parents.
“Mom, Dad, you better sit down, it’s a long story.”
“I’m not sitting down no damned where! You had better start talking real fast youngman,” my father bellowed.
The approach that Greg Brady had used with his parents didn’t work with mine. I refer to this as the “Don’t always believe what you see on tv” lesson.