The Big Mac

I suppose by now you’ve heard about the guy that ceremoniously ate his 20,000th Big Mac. His family must be so very proud.

In his autobiography, Wilt Chamberlain made a claim to the number 20,000 as well, but it was a different kind of golden arches that Wilt had conquered.

I’ll never be a threat to either record, nor would I want to be. I’ll never break the Big Mac dude’s record because I rarely go to McDonald’s. Besides, I’ve always been more of a Filet-O-Fish kind of person anyway. I’ll never get close to Wilt’s number either. I started out slow in that department, then spent a couple of years making up for lost time and then kind of fizzled out altogether.

Still, I do get a craving every now and then for that special sauce.

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