Depressed Bush
Signs George W. Bush is Depressed:
* Pretend play and dressup has lost all meaning.
* Recently told Ann Coulter that he wanted to be the “Piece” President.
* No longer smirks with that twinkle in his eye.
* Phone calls from God are now put on hold.
* Photos from Abu Gharib prison no longer make him laugh.
* Wrote dark poem entitled, The Red States Are Mine, But I’m Oh So Blue.
* Recently inquired about the expiration date on Dick Cheney’s pacemaker.
* Shows little interest when Condoleezza Rice reads him bedtime stories.
* Has lost all creativity for making things up.
* Increasingly just wants to eat a bag of pretzels and get it over with.