Psychic Feelings
There are certain mornings when I roll out of bed that I have an unexplainable feeling that I’m completely in tune with the world. It is on such days where my psychic abilities are strongest and I can feel the power of the all knowing. Okay, not really, but play along anyway.
Think of a day of the week, any day, and I will tell you something about yourself. Go ahead, think of a day. Let us begin:
If you thought of Sunday: You are living in the “now”, whatever the heck that means. You are either very tuned in to who you are as a person, or you are currently living at the headquarters of a woman’s organization.
If you thought of Monday: You are feeling stressful. This stress is caused by your being a workaholic or a procrastinator. If you are a workaholic, remind yourself to enjoy the good things in life. If you are a procrastinator, you’ve already had your fun, so get to work!
If you thought of Tuesday: You are very strange. I don’t know why this is, but you are. Either get with the program or enroll in a art class. Your creative self yearns to be expressed.
If you thought of Wednesday: You have sex on your mind. In fact, you always have sex on your mind. Call me!
If you thought of Thursday: You are currently going through a transitional period. You are filled with broad and complex questions on the meaning of life itself. Eat some chocolate, it will pass.
If you thought of Friday: You live for the fun and joy in life and see beauty all around you. Either that, or you’re looking forward to payday.
If you thought of Saturday: You have a tendency to think far too much about the past. You are also a giving person, but oftentimes you forget yourself. Find someone that’s thinking about Wednesday, and have some fun.