Sick During Christmas
I’ve had a cold these past few days. Fortunately I’m feeling much better today. There were a couple of times when I thought the cold had passed, but then the symptoms would reappear a little while later. It’s never fun being sick, especially during Christmas. While I hope everyone is well and enjoying the holiday, I made this list just for fun:
Signs You Are Sick During Christmas
* Mistletoe kisses are replaced with a half-assed wave.
* Instead of adding rum to the egg nog you add Nyquil.
* Fruitcake actually tastes good.
* You really do see sugarplums dancing in your head.
* You’re unable to jingle half the way.
* Christmas stocking makes convenient handkerchief.
* You see Mommy kissing Santa, but you’re too weak to give a damn.
* Your sneezes are mistakenly interpreted as wishing others “Kwanzaa”.
* Unknowingly formed a mound of Kleenex into the shape of a Christmas tree.
* Everything smells like Ricola.