While I dream of one owning our very first home, I entertain the idea of being selected for the Super Mega home makeover but not just that. No Sirree Bob. Not only do I get a complete makeover for my home, I also get selected for a full body makeover, gastric bypass included. And not only that but after losing the weight of an extra person on my body, I’m chosen to go on a Colossal Closet makeover too. And of course while I’m swept off to shop for designer shoes and handbags, the crew from Overhaul or Pimp my Ride has “stolen” my soccermom minivan for a complete transformation into something cool … something that just screams …

*ring* … *ring*

Damn, don’t you just hate when phone calls wake you from your fantasy?