Lika’s Log

Which one are you? (if you can get da “accent down”)

> YOU CHINEE IF…
>
> 1. You thing you smartest peepoe in wald.
> 2. You haf pager an cell phoe wi you all time.
> 3. When you an 2 other guy talk, peepoe thing you fai-ting.
> 4. Today, steam rye. Tomorrow, fry rye.
> 5. Dim sum you breakfah.
> 6. Noddle you din-nah.
> 7. You don lye eat FISH.
> 8. Most member in you fam-ly wear denture at young ade.
> 9. You mose favrite collah RED.
> 10.You fraid black peepoe.
> 11.You thing you superia to all Asian.
>
>
> YOU JAPANEE IF…
>
> 1. You obsed wi you haih, you cah, an you crothes.
> 2. You wan marry Korea American o Chinee American womah(males); or
> you wan marry white gai (females).
> 3. You extreme porite an act innocent.
> 4. You feet rook funny in way you walk.
> 5. You fraid brack peepoe.
> 6. You thing you superia to arr Asian.
>
> YOU KOREAN IF…
>
> 1. You smoe an drin too much.
> 2. You die instanly if you stop dring Soju an eat kimchi.
> 3. You spen moe tie in bar than at home.
> 4. You eitha drie Hyundai o Mercedee.
> 5. You play piano.
> 6. You actual sorry that Mah-gret Cho sitcom cancel.
> 7. You fraid black peepoe.
> 8. You only condut businee wi locah Korea businee.
> 9. You speak Korea in 99.9% of time on sociah occasion.
> 10. You have least one relative who owe a liquo stoe.
> 11. You thing you superia to all Asian.
>
> YU AR PILIPINO IP…
>
> 1. Yu wan tu bi a dansir, a singir, or an aktore, ibin dough yu hab
> dayjob as a nars, a sikyo guard, a dis wasir, a witir/witris or
> an accountant.
> 2. Yu kip tilling ebriwan dat a mimbir ob yur pamili back home is
> a politisyan or a mobi-estar.
> 3. Yu brot lots ob dried pises when coming back prom bikisyon in
> pilipins.
> 4. Yu like wearing GOLD on your iir, nick, hans an pinggers.
> 5. At leas one mimbir ob yur pamili is a nars.
> 6. Yur sister or daughter marries a US Servicemean, hay naku!
> 7. Der ar 20 pipol sharing roms in yur home.
> 8. Yu hab at leas 2 PULL-TIME jobs.
> 9. Yu ar nat aprid of egots; in pact, yu wis yu wir blak.
> 10. Yu don`t care ip yu ar superyor to all ader Asians.

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