Top Ten Sumo Wrestler Pick-Up Lines
(From the Late Show with David Letterman)
10) They call me ‘Don Juan in a diaper’.
9) I’m a 400 pound hunka hunka burnin’ love.
Let’s enjoy the traditional Japanese custom of gettin’ it on.
7) Wanna wrassle?
6) I may look tubby, but I got an ass like a jackhammer.
5) People say I look like a young Paul Newman.
4) Wanna do it with a fat guy?
3) I’m 3 percent muscle, 50 percent fat, and 100 percent sex machine.
2) You can be on top.
1) I’ve got Mount Fuji in my pants.
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