Now who do I sound like? LOL
On da treadmill dis morning I looked down at my “chest”. I no moe chi chi balls, ha’come? I look again, maybe might grow. *L* Duh, need stimulation, hello? Need da T-shirt from da freeza or or maybe one hot/warm hand. hehehe Ok I get it now. I’m sorry I’m a late bloomer.
I don’t use a bra in da gym. Too sweaty itchy az why. Ok I don’t wear a bra a lot of times. I think its a child of da 60’s thing. I don’t think I have huge boobs and I not exactly flat eda. I get just enough, like one mouth full. I’m fine wit my Godgiven mammary glands, they fed 2 outta 3 kids; ain’t dat what its for?
When I was nursing I was like 36C’s or Dolly Parton. Mama cow moe like. It was way out there, and you gotta wear a bra when you get big bossums or going hang out your blouse and sneak down your pants. Might get mistaken for one dingaling or two. NOT. I just being silly. *L* Big boobs are over rated, especially implanted ones. I guess guys don’t think so, but what do they know; they eyes moe big den dey stomachs. *L*
In da gym dis morning a lady was looking at my legs and asked me what kine lotion do I use? I told her I didn’t use lotion, I use oil. She was like ooooohhhhh. To me oil last longa den lotions and oil moisturizes.
I started using Avon’s Dry Mist Oil anden they changed their product or I didn’t know anybody selling Avon. So then I just put Neutrogena oil in a spray bottle. I like Neutrogen products. Da oil kinda pricey doe. Anden my niece sent me some oil her friend made; pikake and roses or something la dat. I also use J&J Baby Oil, thats da cheapest I tink and works just as well. Anyway I just trow woteva kine oil I get in one spray bottle and it works for me.
Its just a concocktion of oils in a bottle. Eh, dats not how to spell dat word, is it? *L*
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FYI: Us neva go Oklahoma. Had to cancel & reschedule for a later date cause something came up for Monday & Tuesday. No sense rush back so we just didn’t go. As ok, bumby.
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July 21st, 2005 at 9:34 pm
It’s 9:21 pm. I stay ova hea getting futless. Took a chance in checking and hoping at the same time that you posted something. An den I wen look…yippee! I fricken getting hooked on your BLOG! Need my daily laughters. I wen go even post something on hawaiithreads telling them iwhere everybody stay…i bored and like talk story. Some when post but not in the theads I like talk in…boring too. LOL
Ok, I had my fix. Talk to you laters. Glad you didn’t go.
Lynn
PS> Lurkah been keeping me company on my Blog and at the forum.
July 23rd, 2005 at 10:28 am
Lika, you’re another one of my favorite blog reads. You crack me up! Oh, and Auntie Lynn, too. ha-ha. Good ting she follow you on my bookmark list. I always tink…wot is doze two manangs up to now. Enjoy reading your “Hanabaddah Stories” also. Boy, we go holo-holo, visiting each oddah all ovah in cyberspace, yeah?