I like dogs. Real dogs, as in macho dogs not the floofloo poufy poufy shishi yappy toy dogs. I don’t think of a dog as an acessory, for example movie stars and their dog dressed in GucciGucci stuff. I don’t want an accessory that eats & shits, much less have to dress it up too.
I have this idea that a dog is suppose be the protector guard dog type. Yeah toy dogs can do that too BUT if they’re going to bite somebody I wannem to bitem’ inda balls not da ankles. You know what I mean. *L* Gosh I sound vicious. hehehehe
The truth is though I don’t know how to take care of a dog. Well I do and I don’t. I think I expect too much from a dog. I expect them to listen to me. Nobody ever listens to me. *L* Dogs always look at me like “get real lady”. I think part of that is because they know I’m really a cat person.
I like big dogs. Dogs in general like me, they know I’m non-threatening. I ‘m so not worth chomping on. They know I have good intentions and would feed dem da whole package of treats in one sitting. Its called bribery.
What turns me off about being a dog owner is dat you gotta pickup after they make dodo wen you takem’ out la dat. I don’t want to pick up shit. In a lot of places its the law. I know how it feels to have dog shit in my yard and I don’t own a dog. When its my own dog and my own yard thats another thing.
I like English Bulldogs, they so ugly they cute. I’m fasinated by dogs that are smart and trained you know like they went to canine college. You tell dem something and dey listen. I think if I went to canine college with my dog, da dog would pass and I would fail. *L*
My friend has a dog thats half chow half shar pei. He has the wrinkled forhead face and ears dat flop forward. He totally has this “clueless” look, he’s so cute. I like other peoples dogs because then that means I don’t have to deal with the dog poop duty.
One of these days I’ll get a dog. But I need a cat first. *L*
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August 17th, 2005 at 6:10 am
Me and my frou-frou dog went to dog obedience classes…we BOTH failed!