Lika’s Log

Speaking of Black Dog……. (you know who you are ~ Adobo mongers *L*)

Once one time, high school dazes yeah ~ Us wen go cruise Waikiki anden ended up Diamond Head side da Lighthouse ovalook. Yeah, ova deya. Had tree(3) car load of us Waipahu kids. We was just hanging out, some sitting on da hoods of da car, some insai da car talkstory ladat. Me and my girlfriend was walking on da wall, we start at one end anden go to ada. Us stay looking in da cars, see if anybody stay making out la dat. Da usual niele kids.

So us was standing on da wall talking to our friends sitting on da hood of da car. Dis van of haoles pulled up, 5 peoples with one small black dog. So dey stay checking out da scenary. Anden one of da guys said:

“Hoooo, you know wot I neva eat long time.”

Da ada guys goes:
“Wot? Wot you stay ono fo?”

“Long time I neva eat DOG!”

“oh me too, da bestest is Black Dog, yeah.”

“Us should go hunting I tink.”

As soon as Bruh wen say “eat dog” dose people wen pick up their dog and load up da van and hele on outta deya. Was so funny. So wrong but eh, us wuz in high school.

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Rememba use to could cruise Kalakaua up and down. As wea da action was hah? (Now stay one way, junk) You could drive up dat strip anden turn around at da zoo anden go down again da ada side. K~I hungout wit about a dozen peoples, in tree(3) cars. Had one Black 55 Chevy called Sylvester, 1 Black Roadrunna called “da BeepBeep” and one white Firebird known as da “TweetyBird”.

Us was cruising Kalakaua, da cars in dat ordah. I was in da 55, Sylvester, sitting in da back seat by myself. Da Bruh in da front seat passengah side wen stick his head out da window and stay looking up. Us stay cruising really slow kine crawling, in traffic yeah. So copycateatdarat, I go look out da way he stay. I’m like “eh, wot you looking at?” Da Driva stay cracking up, try look all da peoples walking. I started cracking up, cause people walking was looking up in da sky too. So I go stick my head out too and make sign language to da cars behind us, look up and look at da peoples walking. Ok ack-cha-lee I wen yell instructions. So next ting you know everybody around stay looking up in da sky. Dis is like 10:00 pm, so Waikiki is busy yeah. All da peoples walking stay looking up, ada peoples across da street start looking up, ada driva going both ways stay looking up too.

Den one of da guys in da Roadrunnah hanging out da window wen yell really loud: “DON’T JUMP!” OMG I was sooo cracking up. Da tourist on da side walk was like all panic kine going closer to da shops, some came out toward da street so dey could look up da Hotel us was in front of. It was sooooo funny. You kinda had to be there. LOL Us always had good fun.

Like driving up Kunia road da driva would turn off da lights. Scarey da kine, juss pitch black. Down Kipapa Gulch side too. Somebody would always suggest us go Mililani graveyard go spock da Hail Mary statute. Da story was if you go afta midnight, you can see da statute walking around da graveyard. Moe worst us juss scare ourselves cause one of us girls would scream juss to make everybody else scream. Everybody be all squeeze ass & futless kine, telling da driva fo’hurry up and hele. Anden da faka would turn off da lights, hala moe screaming at da graveyard afta midnight. Dis was all good fun kine, no had drugs or drinking just screaming and laughing.

One time I went wit my Leilehua friends, had three of us. Us went Kahuku cause she was “in love” kine wit one of da Kahuku basketball players I think. Wen we got to Kahuku I asked “wea da guys hangout?” Kahuku in like 1970 was way way quiet you know. I was tinking us was going to some place in da camp. But my friend said “Dey stay at da graveyard.” I was like are you serious. Her was. Da cemetary closest to da beach side pass da camp. OMG we get deya and get cars all parked on da side la dat. Can see peoples sitting on headstones. We park and go talkstory wit our friends ova deya and me, I just had to ask.

“You guys not scared hangout in da graveyard?” One Buggah said, “eh us no boddah dem, dey no bodda us, its cool.”

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