By popular demand, NOT ~
It took a DUDE (aka Lurkah) to point out to me/us dat menopause, pre, post or otherwise are soap opera(s) of da female reproductive system. Many of us refer to da female genitailia as “Belot”. Its a term of endearment. Hahahaha, it can be, depending on da context. *L* Belot is Visayan/Filipino for Vagina! You know punani, fuma, chingching, downdeya, puinsai, cunt! Oh! how rude am I. Anyway you get da pic-cha.
The IUD was/is my preference of contraceptive between kids. After my BabyBoy was born like 24 years ago I had one put in. It works, I neva got hapai. I had da Lippes Loop put in sai, hehhehe. It like da Supaman S but graduated. Like it starts out big and get smaller dat kine graduate. Not gadg-u-gate kine.
I knew when I got it put in that it would eventually have to be removed. But’um outtasite outtamind. It didn’t bodda me and I neva bodda it. So anyway 23 years later I finnally figure out it needed to be removed. What with all my other issues I need to get myself right, right. Wrong.
I go to my OB/GYN and she says “its about time you think to get it out.” I thought I held the world record but she know its more like 26years. She reminds me that the Lippes Loop is so old they don’t even mention it anymore in the textbooks. I told her I know, webmd.com doesn’t have it either. Anything IUD they show the one that looks like a 7, I forgot wot its called.
So long story short: She tried once and da string went broke. (Its not really a string moe like one wire so you know its in there) So she says I’m so sorry, its so old its probably brittle. Yeah, so is my belot prolly. But I digress. So I go back another day when she get all her special “tools” and still yet no can come out. Bugga stuck. She tried for a month, 4 times. Stuck.
Had to go get Hysterocopy. Everybody thought I was getting a Hysterectomy. Hysteroscopy is sending cameras into your plumbing. In my case reproductive organs. Its an outpatient procedure but they knock you out the whole nine. They cut two slits about half an inch long, one on my abdomen da ada one in my piko. Anden dey shove cameras in side.
I have the pictures! I matted and framed it. Dr said I was her first patient who has ever done dat in her whole career. Wot, dey were kinda artsy farts pink gutsy pictures. Doc told me, “please don’t hang it in the kitchen.” LOL
Anyways da conculsion is dat my IUD has fused into my uterus. Sounds yucky huh. I have never had any problems with my IUD, other then it couldn’t come out. It has never bothered me. Doc said there is no reason to mess with it. The only way it would come out is to have a hysterectomy and there is no reason for me to have dat done.
I am one with my IUD, literally. *L*
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August 27th, 2005 at 9:46 pm
Eh, nice picture!!!!!!! One onnada home girl like me! Ok, wow…you get fuck-up body like me too? No wonda I feel like I know you long time lil’dat. So, you can feel um’ poke you some time? Nah, joke. Like I said, you make me laugh all the time!
Aloha,
Lynn
August 29th, 2005 at 5:22 pm
OMG, you too f’n funny.
August 13th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Wow, I cannot believe all the sad stories i’ve read about the Iuds. I’ve been thinking about getting the mirena/paragard since my son was born (abouth 15 months now). I did alot of research and read so many bad things about the mirena that it got me re-thinking the whole birth control thing. I really needed to get out of the pills because it cause a MAYOR decrease in libido (which was hurting my relationship really bad). I didn’t know if I ue the Paragard since it has copper and I’m allergic to fake metal (nickel mostly).
After all the research I took a risk and decided to get Paragard.
I first got in put in on my last day of my period, 08/08/07. I got cramps for 15 Minutes until advil started working and have not had a cramp since then. Today 08/14/07, I’m Free! No Pain. No Spotting.
Of yeah i don’t know if my Doctor is GOD, but she was amazing, I didn’t feel a thing!!! I had to ask if everything was all set. She helped me relaxed and feel so comfortable. I told her either she is really good or people are just lying when they say it hurts.
I haven’t had my first period after the inserion but I will sure come back and write about it.
GOOD LUCK …..
January 10th, 2008 at 11:32 am
I went in to have my iud removed because of displacement, it got hung on my cervix. OUCH!!!!!!! Now I have to have a hysteroscopy d&c. I am scared to death. After this is removed I will never put anything in my body that didn’t come in it.