Lika’s Log

Today’s topic is inspired by Lynn & Lurkah. Da question Lynn asked is: Are Boto’s Ugly? Lurkah’s comment included ‘DA WAY OF DA BOTO’.

For the record; I’m totally heterosexual. There’s no boto wotsoeva hanging between my legs. What da hell would I do if there was something dingalinging between my legs; I couldn’t even image. Pee standing up, water specific plants, vandalize somebody’s gas tank, just go behind da car, truck or building, no need toilet paper just drip dry or shake it in da wind. Have a REAL pissing contest. Which reminds me of this story/guys can relate:

My son was in da 1st grade and we seen his friend in the supermarket. After we were in da next aisle my son told me, “We call him da Fireman.” I was like, “oh does he want to be a fireman?” My son was says “No Mom, in da school bathroom he’s the winner, he can pee from this far and make it go in.” (He paced off the distance for me) Before I could ask he showed me, “I only can do it from this far”. Boys do these things huh, Little Boys and Big Boys!

You know why God neva give me boto ~ cause he gave me big thighs and no moe room down deya awreddy. Ova crowding bumbye. Been ova crowded since day one, there is no space for anymore flesh.

I’ve never given a second thought to weather the male genitals are ugly or cute? Dey all kinda looked da same in general. Then again I really haven’t seen that many penis-es in person you know. I’ve seen pic-chas. OH, I’ve seen porn movies. SSSshhhhh no tell. LOL In da ones I seen, da guy had da longduckdong kine; you know da part horse looking size penis BUT da buggah had Ed Zachary disease or was hairy. You know Ed Zachary disease? Pakay doctah says “You face look EdZachary like you ass!”

I’m sorry BUT I don’t jump on ugly or wolfman. Da hairy back, hair coming out of da neckline of da shirt, wolfman, fuzzy looking homosapien is a total turn off to me. Ugly is a total subject thing and ugly can be physical and/or personality. There are alot of really handsome guys who are ugly. For instance….just kidding hehehe, like I was gonna name names. *L*

I think women don’t think much of the penis cause they really don’t see it that much. Think about it, you always see naked women full frontal. When was the last time you saw a movie with a full frontal naked guy. Its perseption. Its about how much you have seen or not seen. I think for many women, the trauma lies in seeing ones male parental unit naked for da first time. Its a totally horrific experience, along with the thought of my parents did “WHAT” to create me.

I told my kids once, “yeah me & your Dad only did it 3 times!” One kid was yelling & laughing “eeeeeeewwwwwwwlllll ssssshut upppp”, another was covering their ears going “lalalalalalalalalalalalala” and the other was waving their hands in front of them screaming “too much information, too much information!”

I think when a guy sees his Dad naked for the first time its like, “oooohhhh cool I have one too!” its a prideful thing. For females its total trip, because one day they are going to have to, well they don’t have to; but eventually they will end “doing it” with a male penis. Unless of course they like the artifical type better. Then, hey woteva floats your boat.

Us old school wahines grew up sorta kinda sheltered compare to our own kids. I come from da generation dat taught holding hands could make you pregnant. Boto was a nasty nasty word, it was on da list with ‘fock’. LOL Alot of us did not learn about ‘fallatio’ or ‘cunninglus’ until we were married.

FYI: Lynn ~ Fallatio is female going down on male aka Blow Job! Cunninglus is male going down on female aka Eating!

Just thought I’d share some correct terminology there. *L*

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