I read an online article talking about Britney Spears gave birth to a baby boy. Congratulations. I also read she chose to have a Ceserean because she was afraid of regular vaginal childbirth.
Well you know:
IT MAY HAVE FELT REAL GOOD GOING IN GIRLFRIEND, BUT ITS GONNA HURT LIKE HELL COMING OUT!
Me, I’ve never had a Ceserean myself. Truth is I was scared to death of just da thought of getting my belly cut open. Just cut down below already get one starting place yeah! I shitted out my kids. Push, push, the feeling passes, push, push, I tired, wait now no one moe time push, push some moe. I swear; kids wonda why dey Mahdahs get pissed off at dem wen dey kolohe. Gunnfunnit kids afta all I wen thru in labor……… hehehehehe
I always thought da only reason to get a Ceserean is cause of the endangerment of the health of da child or the mom or both. But I guess in dis day and age if you get money, you can have whateva you want. To me choosing Ceserean over normal vaginal birth is kinda like being lazy. You no have to do da work yeah, just lie there and have somebody open you up and pull da buggah out. You missing part of da natural process. Kinda like: Fuckme wen I sleeping cause I heard its gross & hurts so good. LAZY! *L*
I bet she got dat baby boy circumsized too. What is the purpose of circumcision? Ok, there is cultural aspects to it and all that but in genereal ~ Why you gotta traumatized an infant male? Da bugga was all comfy cozy insai Mom anden he is litereally pushed into da world or pulled, whatever the case maybe. ANDEN insult to a traumatizing time, some doctor comes and cuts up his peepee. BabyBoy can’t evn defend himself and say HEY I JUSS GOT HERE LEAVE ME ALONE!
Some people say its unhealthy NOT to have a boy circumsized. NO, dats not true. It’s UNhealthy NOT to teach da boy how to wash his dick! With or without da foreskin. LAZY!
Who came up with this idea anyway? Was it an angry Lesbian doctor, pissed off at one prick so now generations of pricks are paying for it? Do you know what I’m saying. You feelin me? LOL
I’m thinking Jesus Christ was not circumsized. Think about it, born in a stable anden a few days later they leave right. Why? Cause Mother Mary’s maternal insinct told her some doctor might show up and want a piece of JC’s peepee. Na-uh not gonna happen. Nobody’s gonna touch her Babyboy’s boto. They took off. And why was Mother Mary able to travel with BabyJC and ohana? BECAUSE she didn’t have a ceserean! Natural process, I’m telling you!
I know. I know. Blasphemy! Personally, I think God has a sense of humor. He created me. LOL
So wot happens to all the foreskins? Do they get accumulated so they can build a penis for a Lesbian? Is it used in STEMcell research? You figure as long as man has been being circumsized, there should be enough skin to build a few men at least. Is da cutoff foreskin just thrown away; cause if it is then why even do it. Just waste. You gotta teach da Boy to wash his penis with or without da skin, so just leave it alone.
Have you ever wondered why there are so many assholes in this world? I have. *L* Part of it has to do with circumcision. I mean if I was a few days old, new to this world and some masked person whacks off a piece of my penis, ain’t that major psychological trauma. I mean you are scarred for life. (pun intended*L*) Maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about cause I am a dickless wonder (yes, pun intended) but thats my thinking. I mean would a grown man or a kid who was NOT circumsized go to a doctor and say, “Hey you know what, TRIM my dick!” Am I wrong?
The world is filled with assholes because half of the guys in this world have had a chunk of thier cock cut off! The other half were just born that way!
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September 15th, 2005 at 6:38 pm
Try wait…I got to go read this one again. I neva truly understand the whole context…that’s the first time. I going take a hot shower , rest my mind and read. I’ll be back.
Lynn
September 15th, 2005 at 8:47 pm
Ok, yeah…I gave birth the hard way too. And my son had circumsize. I taught every man had dat? Learn sumthing everyday.LOL
Lynn
September 17th, 2005 at 5:53 pm
Phew, I wasn’t really sure about the circumcision…I didn’t have my son done. Like you, I thought why do it? Why cut off a piece of skin that was meant to be there? Otherwise it wouldn’t be there, right? Plus, when I was hapai, Kapi’olani sent me a video to watch about taking care of babies and they showed a boy that was just circumcised and how you need to take care of it, showed them changing the gauze, and whatnot and this big bloody thing that I thought EWWWW. No way am I putting MY baby through that! He was just born, traumatic enough. Then he’s getting all these shots and immunizations and hearing tests and all…I couldn’t do it. So every day while I was in the hospital, the dr would ask, you sure you don’t want him circumcised? And I said NO. Even though everyone else in the family tried to change my mind, including my sister saying that if I don’t get it done, the other boys will tease him when they go to the bathroom and he’ll be “different.” But I just couldn’t see why it needed to be done when men have all these years gone on without being circumcised. 3 of my past 4 bfs were uncircumcised, and were not abnormal at all!
However, I did end up having a Cesarian because my boy was too big and could not fit! I pushed and pushed, dr. tried to vacuum him out…he would come out a little, then slip right back in. Refused to come out! After 3 attempts at the suction device, they said I needed to go in the OR because they won’t try the suction more than 3 times and since he’s not coming out through pushing… I was just grateful because the pain was gone gone gone once they put in the spinal block!
I was so exhausted from pushing — they even had to put an oxygen mask on me, I was so wiped out — that it was a welcome relief to just be able to lie there and have them do all the work, as sad as that sounds. I didn’t think I was going to make it otherwise. After 12 hours of labor and pushing to no avail…my boy was delivered after only 20 minutes once in the OR…at a healthy 9 lbs 11 oz! No wonder he couldn’t fit out of my 5′2″ frame! LOL. I think he’ll be taller than me by the time he’s 10!
Anyway thanks for your thoughts…I’ve had so many people tell me what a mistake I made for not having him circumcised … it was nice to hear a different point of view
Thanks!