Lika’s Log

I’ve been temping at a company I’ve been really enjoying. Probably cause dey crack me up or vicsa versa. Work is just more “funner” wen ya’ havin’ fun ya’know. LOL

So there is a person in da office who is a fast-food junkie, every lunch time is another adventure to a fast food establishment. She always asks if anybody wants her to bring back something. People give her their orders. So yestaday she yelled out “I’m going to McDonalds, do you guys want me to bring you back something? People start yelling & writing out their order. It gets all quiet and I ask, “Will you bring me back a fries with no salt?”

Two or three people yell at the same time. “OHHELLNO!” And somebody says, “You cannot eat fries without salt! You are going to die with us. Your doctor will not know. Drink lots of water flush your sysytem. How would your doctor know?”

I said, “When they look at my blood there are going to be a bunch of yellow M’s floating around!” We just cracked up.

I was explaining to one of the girls why I wasn’t going to be at work next week. She looks at me and says, “You know if you want the week off you just have to ask. You’re a temp its up to you.” I explained “I don’t WANT the week off, I am in quarantine I have to have the week off Drs orders.” She’s like, “Your joking right. You’re just making up this fancy story.” I’m like I don’t make stories up with words like “radioactive idodine.” She’s like “So you’re serious, I’m sorry I just thought you wanted the week off.”

Ms. Fast-foods comes along and says “What?” Why?” I’m like “Drs orders, house arrest.” She like, “Why?” Part II or III I gotta repeat da story with more background story to explain. OMG Ms Fast-food is also part drama queen sensitive kine, she’s like about to cry. I’m like “It’s not that bad.” She like “But you said Cancer!” I’m like “Yeah well it ain’t all that bad I still kicking here.” I explain I think the worst part is over and this is just routine follow up, very non-evasive but its nucelar medicine. She’s like “are you gonna loose your hair?” “No, it ain’t Chemo?”

“You’re lying right, let me see your ankle. The PoPo put one of them ankle bracelets on you.” LOL

Anyway I’ve always found that certain people in certain work environments have better chemistry then others. Its the extremes and quirkyness of the chemistry of these people that make the place “funner.”

I’m not sure but I think I’m the OLDEST one in that department. Now that’s funny! *L*

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