Lika’s Log

Have you bought a toothbrush lately? Somewhere packed away I know I have a few new toothbrushes. But I am too lazy to search & hunt them down. It’d be faster to just go and buy one. Or so I thought.

I work right close to a SuperWalMart. Like the next block over. So I figured I just walk in during my lunch hour. In and out lickety split, wikiwiki like. So I go to the toothbrush section and I’m like ~ wow, I don’t remember having this many options before.

They got all kinds of new fangles battery operated ones. None of it named, Rabbit. *L* Ok don’t need battery operated. I just wanted your everyday regular normal toothbrush. No such thing. Well there is but its described and priced all so differently.

So I’m thinking cheap. So that elimates the $4.99 one. So then I’m thinking, how about a purple or lavendar one. Ok so I sort thru those. Soft? Med? Wot!

Ok I know I don’t want a soft one. LOL Shuddup. My dentist gives me free soft ones. He does. *L* I don’t likem’ cause feel like for babies, its so soft the bristles. Ok so not soft I like.

K ~ look at da medium. Some of’em have like rubber bristles on the outside? I’m like ain’t that like putting a squeegee in your mouth. Do I need dat rubbah scrubbing my teeth. I dunno. And I don’t like the looks of it, so pass on da ones with rubbah looking bristles.

So I’m looking at the “inexpensive” ones that are 6 feet high and I can hardly reach, but I tippy toe. So get soft, next must be medium, so is the next one hard? I could only hope. hehehe

So den I see, $1.96 for two of’em. REACH crystal clean. Your basic everyday looking toothbrush. Shoot, I’ll just get dat one since I been taking too long just eliminating da kine I no like.

As I walk to the checkout counter I finally read the fine print of the toothbrush description. I laugh cause I gotta put dis in my mouth right. *L* It reads:

FIRM full head

I’m thinking subliminal message here. *L*Did a man or woman come up with that description?

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