Lika’s Log

Today was my annual Smashmytits day; aka having a mammogram.

Did a man invent this machine? I know he didn’t use it on himself. I would like to see, Ok maybe not; but I would like to see a man stick his testicles into that mammogram machine and see how he feels. Would he live thru it? He would probably be hospitalized for physical and mental discomfort.

Guys, imagine if you will sticking your “total package” bats balls, testicles what have you; into a vice. Now screw it tight till its snug. I said snug, so tighter. Little bit more. Ok, you ready for the picture taking, WAIT, adjust your posture please, move your had over here da other hand over there, turn your head this way and  screw it a few moe times tighter. Are you squeezing okole yet…..wait wait wait, right before the machine takes the picture of your “totally smashed package” it has to squeeze it maybe a 2 more notches tighter. Are you feeling it? Can you say owww-wwweeee!

I guess wahines do betta at dat kine stuff because like if you punch a female in da tits, she will punch you back and da brawl is on. You punch a guy in da balls and he’s down for the count. Right.

Wahines endure that tit smashing experience for the sake of preventive health. Its like Part II of a pap smear. ssshheesshhh *L*

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