Lika’s Log

No, I neva hit jackpot. Would I  be writing? I would be out shopping. LOL

So K-I was pool bunny for 2 days, Sat & Sunday morning just read my book at da pool, crashing out half of da time. Sweating like a pig, driniking watah, sweating drinking watah. You would think I loose a few pounds sweating. No, cause I go buffet. Duh?

Mimosa for breakfast. How decadent is dat? Orange juice and champaigne, hala. For somebody who does not drink, I’ve had two or more like three, glasses of champaigne. I like good chamapaigne. 1 glass not going kill me hah? Might mess up a blood test or two but I think I’ll survive.

Ok ~ at da pool…….I’m a people watcher right……I thought maybe I be da fattest one there. I wasn’t, some others made me feel skinner then I am, so I’m cool with that. BUT I swear, every other wahine had bought and paid for boobs. Wots up wit dat? Is that normal. Is LasVegas the breast augmentation capital of the world? Oh, a lot of those people were not from LV, but they boobs might have been. I dunno. LOL

I don’t mean to sound like a hater.  I mean moe power to you, if you can afford brand new totoys. I think if need be, I’d get what I have lifted. *L* But no I don’t need to be messing with any kind of anesthesia, much less for cosmetic purposes. Survival yeah. Perky boobs, neva mind. It perks up, it just needs to be in somebodys mouth. nah nah nah….Ok yeah yeah yeah! LOL

So den us wen walking down to the Aladdin hotel and walked around the shops in there. I discovered HILO HATTIES and ABCStore. Oh wow laulau. I was picking up anykine. Anden I puttem’ back, anden I pick up something else.

Finally I pau and dis little ole Japanee grandma/obasan or is it ojisan, I gettum’ mixed up. Anyways dis Grandma her was kinda ancient, just slowly doing my stuff and telling me, “oh cute dis one.” Anden I tell her, “nice yo’shirt material, you wen makem?” She laughs, “no no no, I findem’ childrens section, no moe dis one I tink awreddy.” I tell her, “oh smut hah you buy kids size, moe cheap yeah.” She just laughs. Her go dig in da drawers and find one coupon. “Hea” she tells me, “I give you candy.” She throws in a small box of macadamian nut candy in da biggest Hilo Hattie shopping bag. Even doe I neva buy big kine stuff. I tell her “ai, I gotta eatem now, I go outside going melt.” She shakes her head, “oh yeah, hot yeah?

K-So us walking down da strip right back towards da Tropicana. Plenny peoples get big shopping bags; M&M’s, CocaCola, Adidas, Gap name brand kine stuff la dat. Tita ova hea walking wit da biggest Hilo Hatties package. Hilo Hattie is name brand yeah. I thought dat was funny.*L*

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