So I was walking around the California Hotel casino as if I was one high rolla. Not. I was just wondering around looking at the machines. See if anyone of them call my name. Psst. Psst. Bookbook machine? aaaaaaaaaa
Anyway I had my ziploc bag half filled with quarters. See, I have this piggy bank I only put quarters in. So if I go to a casino I ready, right. So I was ready. Walking around da casino, clueless.
Anden I sat down at this corner machine. I looked at da machine…looking looking, reading, reading, hehehehe; CASH FOR LIFE sounds like a good idea yeah. That was the theme of that slot machine, oh wow I going get cash for life. I need dat.
So I put in 3 quarters. Notting. 3 more. notting. 3 more notting. hoo junk so ha’come I keep putting in quartahs den. Need Gamblers anonymous as why! 3 more quarters. 2 credits! who hooo 50cents? 3 moe quarters. 4 credits. Could I be on a roll…. cash for life…… for real…..
I played till da highest I got was 171 quarters. wooohooo. Den I played 3 more credits, 3 more credits and my quarters went down down down. Neva get no moe credit. Junk. I stopped at 101 quarters.
Operative word here: I stopped. I still had plenny quarters in my ziplock bag. Plus I cashed out at $25.25. Low rolla but at least I had something to roll out with. My ziplock bag of quarters wasn’t even $25 to begin win. So as far as I was concerned I was ahead. *L*
Note: If you have a ziploc bag of quarters in your backpack or purse and you go thru the airport screening machine. You will get stopped and they will want to search your backpack or purse to confirm what da hell is dat big piece of metal showing in the Xray machine. Voice of experience here; it only happened to me twice. *L*
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July 7th, 2006 at 8:02 am
The casino at the reservation here has those machines that only accept paper tickets so we don’t get to hear the coins clanging in the metal collection box like in LOST WAGES, I mean Las Vegas. I don’t know if it’s harder for me to realize how much I’m losing because there’s no actual handling of cash or if I’m just stupid for buying more tickets. Ummmmm, don’t answer that! ~LOL~