I went to my first ever in my life Chiropractor visit. I’ve always heard people talk about it, people tell me I should go but I neva went. So yestaday I did.
The Chiropractor verified what my son has told me more then 10 years ago I think. My son told me; “MA you’re lefted assed, all your weight stay on your left side and this seat (the front seat of our car) is really uncomfortable its shaped to your ass.” My reply was “you want leg space or you want ass space.” Being it was a little car, the kid needed da leg room.
Doc told me I lean towards the left or I favor my left side. I knew that. Because my right leg is cenimeters longer then my left. I kinda didn’t believe him, whatever. Then he showed me the graphics. The xray of my pelvis and point A on right side to point B on left side stay little bit da kine. LOL The xrays were interesting. Guess what I saw! I saw my IUD. LOL Why is dat funny? Cause that would be an identifying “mark” if/when CSI no can ID me. Gawd I watch too much TV.
My neck bends the opposite way of how it suppose to. Huh? I truely am kapakahi, yeah. Its suppose to go forward & mines go back? Or is it da ada way around? Whicheva way is normal, I not. hehehe Why am I not surprised I have neck issues. Considering I’ve had two surgeries that they had to crank my neck/throat open. *L* I guess I’m outta whack. But not whack whack.
Was funny cause da girl dat was doing all the intake information la dat, I was signing all the papers and she was admiring my ring. She ask “is that a black pearl?” I told her it was a Tahitian Pearl. She asked “Are you Tahitian?” “No but I’m from Hawaii.” She tells me she’s SAmoan. I look at her and ask “you’re da German kine Samoan?” Because she is light light tan, thick long light brown hair with blueish hazel eyes. She says “my mom is from Samoa, my dad from Idaho.” I was like “Oh you got all da Idaho genes, do you dance?” We was all laughing. She was like yeah my sister is all dark headed and dark skin and she doesn’t dance but I do. I found out she dances for Tausala. (google: Tausala productions)
Anyways I’m in need of corrected procedures. As da story of my kapakahi life yeah?*L*
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September 26th, 2006 at 7:44 am
Funny about the IUD. Last week I had chest x-rays taken. Tech comes into the room, holding an x-ray and says “I have to do it again.” There on the x-ray was my Hawaiian oblong pendant hanging in all its glory around my neck. Looked really cool! I should’ve asked if I could have it.