My chiropractor is “cracking me up.” Literally. I’ve never heard my back and neck make so much noise. The first time da Doc cracked my neck it felt like it went from the top of my neck to da bottom of my spine. All I could tink of was da drum solo from INDAGADADAVIDA! When was the last time I thought of THAT song. LOL

The last time I remember hearing da dat song was probably way back when and it was being played by a “garage” band at a Waipahu Gym dance. Whenever that drum solo part came on we would sit on, us would all stop dancing and sit on da floor. Den wen da guitars start up again, jump up and dance. How did we dance to dat song…..I can’t remember…….probably cause da pakalolo made me lolo la dat. LOL

I remember my kids asking me how did we dance to some of the 60’s & 70’s music? If it wasn’t soul music aka Motown, I don’t remember. I told my kids we just cruised around listening to music. They asked “was you guys smoking weed?” I don’t remember answering, LOL I probably took the 5th or changed da subject. I always told my kids, “I am a child of da 60’s and I’m from Hawaii, what do you think?” *L*

I totally digressed HUH? Da chiropractor gig, yeah well my Doc cracks me up! *L*

The Chiropractor has this table, the Quantum something or other, it likes Shiatsu’s your ass. Well it does mine. LOL The roller dilly crawls up and down your spine, pushing your body up. Very, motion of the ocean-ish. Relaxing and at da same time I was wondering if anyone used that table to have sex? LOL I’m sure all the Chiropractors have…….. *L*

7 Responses to “Cracking Me Up”

  1. CranBeree says:

    hi tita lika!

    OMG, dis post 2 funny…cuz u know why i went think da same thing..LOL. i been going to chiro treatments since 98 . lemme tell u i am sooo addicted..feel so gooood when i hear those “cracks” oh scuse its called adjustments ..lol

    mel

  2. Lika says:

    My okole is being SO adjusted! hehehe Funny cause nothing wrong with my back, I have all neck issues. How predictable. *L*

  3. Blaine says:

    Hahahaha! My chiropractor has that table, too!!!

    You got da real kine chriopractor… the one that cracks the whip…

    I went to the other kine once… the guy who take gigantic xrays and then draws on them with crayons. Then they get the little injection-bumper-clicker thing and they click here and there on your spine, on your knee, on your neck. Then they say, “There, that should feel better… that will be $60. Come back next week.

    Inna Gadda Da Vida, baby, dontcha know that ah luuhuhv you-hoo!

    Blaine

    P.S., I plead the fifth, the sixth and the seventh, too!

  4. Leimamo says:

    Ooooh, I want a table like that! Yeah, maybe if I had one, then I wouldn’t need hubby??? Ok I forgot, the yard will still need to be done so hubby will have to stay.

    ~LOL~

  5. Auntie Pupule says:

    Eh! Wat kine table you all talking about? Show picture! I no moa one chriopractor!!!! Hmmmm…table? No need Huuby? Hmmm…interesting.

    Very interesting.

    Blaine pleads the 5th, 6th and 7th too?

    Very very interesting.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Lynn

  6. Soos says:

    I just met a friend’s brother. He’s a chiropractor. No offense to her or him, but I would not want him touching me, table or no…

    And I did not inhale!

  7. Lika says:

    I think you gotta have da VIBE with anyone who is laying hands on you. You know what I mean. If you tink dey ICKY yucky den betta not cause bad vibes in da first place, no need touchy touch la dat. :)

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