Lika’s Log

10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

(9) If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door.

(8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

(7) You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some.

(6) It’s O.K. when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re someone else, because you are.

(5) Forty years from now you’ll still enjoy candy.

(4) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

(3) It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

(2) Less guilt the morning after.

AND THE #1 REASON IS. . . . . .

(drum roll please…..)

YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!

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Ain’t this corney. LOL

Made you:

a) shake your head
b) roll your eyes
c) actually laugh
d) all of the above
e) only a & b
f) only a & c
g) only b & c
h) none of the above*L*

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