Lika’s Log

No I’m not writing about THAT. LOL Why would I write about THAT? Give away my trade secrets. LOL Right, I have trade secrets…. A legend in my own my mind. hehehehe

On your knees….how else can you clean the toilet? Is there a way to clean the toilet bowl without being on your knees. Not da insai, da outside whole porcelain throne! Especailly the back and the bottoms of the bowl.

Its one of those jobs you just gotta psyche yourself up to do and frkng do it. Hmmm does that sound familiar? oh yeah yeah yeah I said I not talking about dat.

While on my knees wiping down the thrown, I was thinking…..I wonder if there’s another way to do this. Probably not. Its kinda like wiping your ass, yeah. You gotta do it. There’s no if ands or butts…..*L* pun inteneded. You do what you gotta do yeah. I suppose unless you hire someone to do it. They haven’t showed that occupation on the show DIRTY JOBS.

I hear, I don’t know fo’real that a Biday, da toilet dat shoots out water up your ass was invented fo’dat purpose. Well let me ask you something: If get thick dirt & mud on your leg does shooting water at it take off all da mud & dirt? You know what I’m trying to say; do I need to get graphic? *L*

I neva even now what a Bidday was till I saw da movie Crocodile Dundee. I didn’t get it. Why you have two toilets now? So its not like a two seater outhouse? I find it hard to believe that a person would relie on a Bidday dilly to wipe dey ass. Dats down right pilau lazy.

After all da inventor of da toilet paper went thru and somebody think dey smarter then that they can just shoot water and da behind be all spic & span la dat. I no tink so. There has to be elbow grease involved. Am I wrong? *L*

Have you ever looked at somebody and think “I wonder how dey wipe dey ass, can dey reach it?” NO LIE. I know, I’m going to hell for saying dat. mea culpa mea culpa mea culpa.

I did not know that cleaning 2 bathrooms today would spark this train of thought. I’m just wanting to know if there is a way to clean the toilet without getting on my knees. And here I am discussing ass wipes or wiping ass! Pun intended. *L*

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