Lika’s Log

I had a doctors appointment today. Not enough I had to do lab work aka a vile of blood the other day, they had to take another vile. I also had an ultrasound. Sounds hapai yeah. Ultrasound MY NECK, not opu. So den Doc will compare my blood work with the ultrasound results and maybe I have to do RAI (radioactive iodine) treatment and maybe not. No biggie, pop a nuclear pill and be unda house arrest for a week.

Also today I got SHOCK treatment. Seriously. Something about biosensors? LOL So they or the nurse puts these electrode tape dilly things on me feet. First she did my feet, my right calf and my right hand. Has anyone had these things done to them before. This was one of those VIRGIN experiences.

The test is done to check your nerve endings like for neuraupathy & stuff. Usually diabetics are tested. I’m not diabetic but my Doc he’s an Endocrinologist with all the latest samples, bells & whisels and crap, so he clumps me in with everybody else and tests me for this that and the other. It don’t hurt to learn if my nerves are shot or what?

So the nurse hooks me up right and she’s talking to me and its starts shocking to me and I’m like “OW” talking talking talking “hey” talking “ouch” I’m like: “this is like torture treatment ouch if you crank up the voltage owwee you can make owww people confess ouch shit.” We’re both cracking up. She’s like sssshhh we’re making too much noise. She picks up the little machine dilly, and says it just runs on 2AA batteries. I’m like the bigger the batteries the bigger the boost I bet.

Laughing laughing laughing. She does my calf muscle. I tell her: ok thats not that bad because I think it has more fat then the feet. We’re laughing laughing. The she has to do my right hand. She tells me to put my hand palm up, tapes the thing around my wrist, it goes down my palm then there’s two tape things goes around my middle finger. She says bend these two fingers. I’m like I have to “flip you off.” She’s like “yeah” and we’re cracking up.

Then I say: “Hey you could put this around a penis huh? Like if a penis doesn’t work this thing will kick start it yeah. Hook it up to a car battery, jump start IT like a car. It’ll make something come up.”

We were cracking up. We come out of the room the nurse tells the Doctor & other nurses that I’m awful. Yeah so, awful funny. I had shock treatment as why, who not going be lolo.

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