I have bronchitis & laryngitis and probably art-tah-ritis. I have this ITIS thing going on. All I know is I woke up Saturday morning with a sore throat. By Monday I’m sounding all tall & sexy with a low raspy voice. Hey baybee, call me, oooh aahhh yeah. LOL It sounds kinda mahu-ish if you ask me. But what do I know? LOL

The air quality in this area sucks the big one. What quality? Its the desert. Its hot & dry. It gets windy. There’s a gazillion million drivers on the road, so there’s carbonmoxided to the umpteenth degree. Brown air! If you can see the color of the air you are breathing…..you must be a redneck, I mean sicky some how. LOL If you aren’t allergic to something out here, you will be soon enough because this stuff in the air will make you haaaa-choooooo. You can be the most allergic free person, you are gonna hhhhaaaaa-chooo. Just because, you can’t live here if you don’t, you will get kicked out of the state, they will send you to California or New Mexico. LOL

There are air quality alerts on the news. The electronic messaging boards over the freeway flash notes about the poor air quality. Suggesting people car pool or ride the bus. Why would we do that ~ we love our cars, our private time crawling in traffic.

What can you take, do for bronchitis? Not much. I’ve only sucked on 2 packages of Halls Mentholypthus - it fights coughs, soothes sore throats & cools nasal passages. But at night I have to have VICKS vapor rub. I think thats a small kid rememdy I’ve learned inheritly. One sniffle and vicks get shoved up my nose or under it anyway and slathered on my chest. I guess I haven’t out grown that. Another thing I’ve not out grown is Campbell’s chicken noodle soup and rice. When I’m sicko I have to have that. Yes, it has to be Campbells and you put plenny rice anden some more soup anden rice. You gotta have that certain balance of sabao, noodles & rice yeah. LOL

I swear the last time I had bronchitis it only lasted like a month. It gets lesser & lesser then it gets better and when I think I’m ok I do something stupid and I’m coughing my guts out again.

I think its suspicious that the morning I woke up with a sore throat was also the day of the highest count pollen or what have you, there was a brown air alert, people shouldn’t go outside blah blah blah. I only went to WalMart…. LOL Not.

Anyway if you call me and it sounds like a truck driver answering, don’t panic; its just me with my 900# voice. HAYBAYBEE! *L*

One Response to “Itis”

  1. Fran says:

    hi - i just sent a copy of this to my daughter who lives out in Glendale (I think). She suffers from asthma so she will have lots of sympathy for you :)

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