Its that wonderful time of the year, the yearly check up time. Literally check UP. The “open wide” exam. I ain’t talking about no dentist either. So I called my OB/Gyn’s office to make an appointment. Doctors appointments nowdays usually take 3-6 weeks sometimes. You could be healed of whatever you have by that time. So when the office lady asked me, when do you want to be seen? I replied “first available;” thinking its gonna be weeks from now right.

Well I tawt wrong. Duh. She said we have available time Monday morning. I was like this coming Monday. She said yeah. I was shocked. Anden I swear, you know how some people can just make you laugh. Was it me or her? Was both? K ~ we ended up cracking up so much……and I have no idea who this person is so that in itself is funny. This person has a slight accent. I’m thinking Filipino only cause she was cracking me up. And you know Filipinos R Punny, huh?

K ~ so this is our conversation:

Me: Monday 10:30 am is good for me

Her: Do YOU remember THE DRILL?

Me totally clueless brainfarting huh, wot drill?: THERE’S A TEST?

Her: NO hunkypunky for 3 days before your exam.

ME cracking up big time: SO I have to do IT TONIGHT?

Her cracking up big time: Do you want to change the appointment?

ME still cracking up: No no no he’ll live.

Her cracking up: Do you want me to write a note to your husband?

Me cracking up even moe now: Naaahhh he’ll juss expect something else!

Her cracking up big time now: I can change the appointment.

Me still laughing: Monday is fine.

Her still laughing: I’ll see you Monday morning.

4 Responses to “HunkyPunky”

  1. Mokihana says:

    OMG! I neva heard dat befoa, no hunkypunky befoahand.

    On Monday night he going greet u wit candlelight and roses?

  2. Islandhippo says:

    I’ve never heard that! I’ve heard no hunky punky for 24 hours before!

    Of course if I tell Dh that then he abolutely wants to!

  3. auntiepupule says:

    K-den….afta I pau Sick…I go make MY appointment. You reminded me!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Belot appointment.

    Auntie Pupule

  4. Lia says:

    hey! mine one is on monday, too! but i never got that “no hunkypunky” line! not even 24 hours prior, or what! wow…

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