Lika’s Log

Oh my no hunkypunky appointment ~ duh cancelled ~ Docta had a personal emergency out of the office for an undisclosed time. They will call me to reschedule. So much for the mock virgin weekend. LOL

Today was Endocrinolgist day, my regular once a month which is more like every 6-8 weeks. Every time I go the nurses start laughing at me, ok with me. They’re like “oh no here she is” ~ but dats a good thing because they know we going end up cracking up. I guess nobody juss busses out and say or ask da trute or somting cause as all I do.

No can help if I blunt. How else would I say it? I suppose if I thought about it I could be all professional discreet stick in the mud kind talking. But hooo as take to long fo’tink it. I juss buss out…..right.

So Ok bad things: up three lbs even doe I go gym everyday - muscle is heavier fat I thinking. Cause you know I’m soooo muscle bound. My blood pressure was a tad bit high…. da nurse asked me “why do you think your blood pressure is up?” Oh, you mean other then I’m unemployed and have no income at this time…my answer was “KFC!” She looked at me you went to KFC for lunch? “UH-huh” So she wrote dat down.

So da doctor comes to see me, reads my chart…. looks at me wit stink eye and says “KFC!” I was like “my name is Lika and I’m a fast food addict.” He laughs, “more fresh vegtables & fruits, think low iodine diet but you don’t have to be so strick with the upcoming treatment.” Ok fine.

Soon as the insurance gives persmission I will be scheduled for Thyrogen. What is Throgen? The short version - two shots in da ass and a body scan. LOL Fo’real. Go google thyrogen.

So da nurse is telling me instructions. Usually I have R-131 treatment which is the nuclear pill dill and 1 week of house arrest. So I ask - this is a shot in da ass right? She’s cracking up. Do I look like Forrest Gump who says “BUTTOCKS.” Da nurse says “TWO!” I ‘m like: “Two! WHY to balance out each cheek?” Now da ada nurses are laughing.

So da way it goes is day 1 shot in da ass, day 2 shot in da ada ass. Oi, how many asses I get? Well you know what I mean 1 shot per cheek. I guess this is the part where a big ass is an advantage. LOL I’m hoping. I dunno I neva see da size of da needle. On da turd day, yeah da third day I get scanned. Its kind of an MRI-ish machine. And pau.

I ask the nurse; “Do I need to bring some one for this treatment or is it ok if I’m by myself, this is not something thats going to floor me or anything?” She says, “Oh it doesn’t hurt.” I looked at her and said “Thats cause it ain’t your ass and thats what you guys said about da shock treatment.” The other nurse was just laughing cause she da one went do shock treatment and it was too much fun.

So I gotta go eat my fish and rice now. I know no ‘pose to eat rice either. Eat brown rice. Right, I really like brown rice, puh-leese. Spanish rice or Gandude rice be way betta, I tink. lol

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