Lika’s Log

I’m sorry I think the correct terminology is Labiaplasty. The topic was brought up on the Threads. I would say TREDS but if I may be so bold as to use the correct spelling.

I’ve heard of this but never put much thought into it. So now that topic has been brought out I’ve thought about it; way more then I should. Scarey thought….

I think there are legitiment reason(s) for doing this procedure other then cosmetic. Then again maybe not, I don’t know. Anyway I’m sure anyone thinking about getting this procedure done does the research and gets a more then a few opinions.

My first thought was ~ who was da first wahine to look between her legs and come to this conclusion: my labia needs to be cosmetically enhanced. She couldn’t just say “hon eat dis?’ or “give me good lickings.” (I know ~ I’m so tacky) My imagination preceeds me. OR maybe some Yoga master spread her legs doing a forward pretzel posture sticking her head down up between her legs to look at herself. (Ladies ~ stop it ~ you can’t do that. Oh you’re a yoga master? Knockyourself out.)

More likely though a female placed a mirror between her legs and looked at herself. I’m wondering though, maybe she didn’t read the wording on the mirror. OBJECT IN MIRROR MAY BE LARGER.

Cosmetic wise I see this as a money making procedure along with enhanced boobs, fake asses, face lifts and botox trout pout chocho lips. You know what I mean.

Botox, tox means there’s toxins. As in a bacterium Clostridium botulinum, or something like that, yes like da stuff that can cause botulism. Granted Botox is FDA approved & safe they say. Botox is relatively new, since the 80’s. What will we find out in 20 years. You know kind of like SMOKEing. But I digress.

I can see where if you’re some kind of porn star you want this done because your precious pu-nay-nay is up front and center of a frkng camera on someones big screen. But dang the way that industry works, they’ll find someone younger and “fresher” and thats a sad thing; cause then your enhanced labia is no longer needed.

I find it ironic that people in a 3rd world country like Ethiopia are trying their hardest to outlaw female genitalia mutilation and in America females
pay to get their genitalia reconstructed. Ok I know, its comparing apples with oranges, but hey its fruits.

I think there should be more male genitalia enhancement procedures. Ya’think? Cause like I said, there’s Pimp My Ride, Overhaulin, Pimp My Truck; how about PIMP MY DICK. Are any doctors working on THAT issue? Why gotta be wahines getting operated on?

Anyways all this talk about enhancement, ssshheeesh…. pieces of all this cosmetic surgery business reminds me of a story I just read…..

In the book MOLOKAI by Alan starts with a B; there is a mahu character. Well because of the maipake’ aka Hansens Disease (aka leporasy back in da day) his body literally changes; taking on a female appearance, his dick shrinks so look like punani, his breast develops, his body literally looks like one wahine. Anden he makidiedead. Shuttup. The point is, HE was so happy that his body evolved into one wahine becuase he had prayed everyday for God to make him a woman and with the disease that prayer came true.

So what does dat have to do with Pimping My Pu-nay-nay you say….
Prolly notting. LOL It just came to mind and it also brought to mind that I understand what it means for me to go under the knife (like twice). Like a doctor taking a a scapel to me and removing stuff, cancerous stuff. With this realization, for myself I would not go thru cosmetic surgery because surgery would take some serious healthy days away from my life. I don’t need to spend time/life under anesthesia. I just need to live life to the fullest ~ unenhanced undoctored belot and all.

I think instead of women worrying about the apperance of their belot, dey should focus on their “skills.” You know what I mean. Cause like how many men judge you by the LOOK of your labia? I think men don’t give a ratass what your labia looks like and if they do, hello I think its a sign that you don’t need him. As long as you are taking care of business - HIS ooohbabyyeah busisness. REAL women know, looks are decieving! Da belot might not look pimped out, but da “skill” level is masterful. Amene!

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