Today is my #2’s bornday. 32 years ago I shitted her out. LOL The only reason I went to the hospital was cause I was making puddles, my water was leaking.

I remember we came home from a fastpitch softball about midnight. I was eating a bologna sandwich in the living room, standing looking at da TV and I looked down and there was a wet spot on the carpet. WTF? I didn’t feel like peeing, I was busy feeding my face. So I stood in the hallway where there wasn’t any carpet. Another little puddle. Ja’like one puppy. I clean it up. I go do dishes, another puddle. WTF?

It finally dawned on me I think its my water thats leaking. Its afta midnight, DH has a major exam next morning, do we go to the hospital or not? Nah no need I’m ok. Getting ready for bed, still making puddles….ummm you know wot I tink we need to go to da hospital. They admit me only because its my #2 and I’m leaking really bad. I was feeling no pain.

I went to da hospital about 1:30am maybe, the details are vague. I had one hour of serious oww-wee freaking labor pains anden I gave birth at 3:48am? I forgot. I just rememba DH saying if you don’t give birth by 4pm I gotta go home sleep cause of his exam da next morning. Fine.

Little did I know that that baby would grow up to be a PhD, da new Dr. O!

This is part of #2’s birthday present, its a photo box. I bought it plain and covered it.
BDbox

I forgot to take a picture of the front side there was more brown & blue flowers. I remembered to take pic-cha of my chickenscratch signature. I came up with da idea of Design By Dakine ~ as oppose to Design On A Dime, you know HGTV. *L*
sign

What did I get her….. a purse from Tahiti, a blue plumeria on a chopstick stick it in your hair dilly, a business card holder that has 3 yellow plumerias and some Avon jewely. I got things brown & baby blue color cause thats her wedding colors. Proof of my indecisioness, I can’t just buy one thing. *L*
present

I had to get rid of all these stickers and stuff so I made a card too. I was feeling all CraftyTita yeah. Front of da card:
front

Da joy of stickas. I just make anykine. Da insai:
insai

Da back:
back

HAPPYY BIRTHDAY DR. O!

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