Lika’s Log

The wedding date is fast approaching, its the Saturday after Thanksgiving. The countdown begins. Everything is pretty much in place. Except maybe for the glitches and maybe Murphys Law and a procastinating Mom.

Me procastinate…I can explain. I THOUGHT I had all the time in the world, being unemployed and all. THEN out of the blues, poof I became employed. Then poof I went home go swap meet and grind. Then I came home back hanahana and DUH wasn’t I suppose to make dakine. Yeah. And whose bright idea was it to make “goodie bags” favors for the head table? Duh, moi….hello….

K~tell me dis not one good idea ~ My epiphany (I know misspelled college word I think) was to make these little bags (Aloha print of course) for all the bridesmaid & grooms men. Oh yeah plus da bride & groom and da kids. Instead of the little favors at the regular tables they going get one little bag with gum and candy and I got some doo-dads girlie girlie stuff for da girls.

I was thinking of putting an energy drink in the little bag and so I was asking #1Son what would be a good energy drink since he Mr has tried practically all of’em. He didn’t have a high opinion of them and he said coffee would be betta. So I said “how about Starbucks frappaccino?” He’s like that would betta den da energy drink. Ok so cool. Isn’t dat a cool idea.

So I should be sewing as I type. But you can’t sew if you typing and vice versa. I have three moe bags to do and pau. Oh, but den I have 150 favors to do. It takes an hour and a half to do 50. Yes, I timed myself. Dork? LOL I’ve worked for bosses who were annal “time management” production oriented. I learned it from them. They always wanted to know how long? Longer den your dick, why? nah nah nah

Bride to be has been very organized and on the ball. But today I heard a report that she had to bust out into Bridezilla mode. I guess one of da bridesmaid still doesn’t have her dress altered or whatever. Now bridesmaid is wanting to add to her dress a little jacket, AlphaBride said hell no! And da Bridezilla-ing begins……lol

I head out Friday to OKC. I be hanging wit my 3Stooges. To me that means its Christmas. If da 3 are together and I’m there, thats Xmas. Its so rare that we all together that any time us together its Christmas regardless of the time of year.

I always hear about the “Mother of the Bride” doing this that and the other, making humbug. Not me. Ok not yet. LOL I wasn’t even going early, I was just going to show up, go eat, party and go home. Just like everybody else. Anden Bride2Be says “Mom you not coming early to help.” I suppose to help, you need help? LOL Wot kine Mahdah dat yeah? I’ve raised my kids to be very independent and they got things unda control, why dey need me? LOL

So I’m off to do my motherly Bridezilla’s Mom function. Should be fun. Somebody gotta laugh at da bride when she stay all HABUT and screaming. *L*

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