Lika’s Log

You cannot walk around Norman, OK without seeing some one wearing an OU T-shirt; especially if its game day. You can’t drive around without seeing “Sooner” something. There’s Sooner everything. And respectfully so, this is a college town. University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK. Sooner! BOOMER!

If I wanted to I coulda gone to my daughtas bachelorette party. I was invited. LOL I think just cause I was here and cause my kids are nice la dat. LOL But nah let da kids have their fun. Didn’t want to inhibit da kids yeah. You know, “your MOM?” But like my daughta told one of da cousins, “its MY mom.” And cuz said, “oh yeah, its your Mom.” LOL I’m da cool Mom LOL aka worst den da kids kind Mom. So I neva like go and drink da kids unda da table yeah. Cause I would so pay for it da next day. It takes longer to recover. Why go thru all dat pain? I figure the less I drink, the longer I live. Its all about the choices, right? LOL

My daughtas are naughty. LOL Where did they learn it from? Did I teach dem about condems, lube & dildos? If I did I don’t remember. Anyway, I made bachelorrette favors today. OMG guess wot was in’um…..cute & funny, but practical useable. LOL The favors consisted of: a flavored condem, an itty bitty tube of lube, a blow pop, a sugar daddy (da kine on a stick) and three cherry filled kisses. Silly yeah.

Anden somebody said “Did you guys get a veil?” As in a veil for the bachelorette party. NO. OMG No veil. I have toile. I have this that or the other. K ~ give me one big barrette…… So I doubled up this long piece of toile (netting) anden tied it with 2 long ribbons of the wedding colors. Oh so neat and simple. Den #1 says, Mom you suppose to put condems or something on’um? Oh, OK? But da bride no need condems anymoe? Its decoration. Oh Ok. so I glue condems on da ribbon. Oh wait MOM, here I have this? OMG its a pacifier shaped like a penis! A little peepee. Give me some moe ribbon. So I tied da Peepee sucker to the big bow anden got moe ribbon and tied two lilo tubes of lube. A Peepee Head veil. Too cute. Another Design By Dakine. *L*

So den I pau do bachelorette favors, pau da veil. I putting stuff away and I give da left ova items to #1. Heya da extra lube? She’s like oh yeah I need dat for one of the games. “Lube is involved in one of the games?” Yeah Mom. See - She shows me an ArmaDILDO in a package. I get big eye, long neck. Wot you do is, you put alot of lube on this and you play hot potatoe. You do? LOL Then SON jumps in THAT SUCKER GETS REALLY SLICK! My mouth is open catching flys, am I having this conversation with my children? LOL We played this at so&so’s bachelorette party. If you drop it you’re out. Last person standing WINS da DILLYO! Allrighty then.

Yeah I coulda gone to that party and won me a brand new thrown around dildo. But ya’know somebody had to stay home and hold down the fort. LOL

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