Lika’s Log

So I was reading ada peoples blogs la dat and a “phrase” trew me off….

“Redirecting lava?” My first thought was “howdahell?” My second thought was “serious kine, can dat be done?” And my turd(3rd) thought was…”wasn’t this a movie? Volocano? Tommy Lee Jones? The LaBrea Tarpits run a muck to da max?” Do y’all know wot I’m tawkin’ about? LOL

It seems to me that “redirecting lava” is like saying “redirecting a tsunami or tornado” or any other natural disaster. Natural disaster is an act of nature, so it is gonna happen regardless yeah. I suppose you could try try….but why? Why no just get outta da way, its called “mustn’t fool mother nature.” I suppose its possible but is it probable? Who has the engineering skill or is there enough skill to redirect a lava flow. Seems like dat would piss off Pele even moe, you know wot I mean.

Lava flows where lava flows because of several reasons; the lay of the land, the amount of lava, the viscosity of da lava (I know bussing out da college words again, I not sked), yes viscosity - its called dictionary.com LOL - what else, prolly da weather, tempreture; everythings related yeah. How pissed off is Pele, were da right pule’s done? etc etc etc.

If you put a house on the shoreline anden get hurricane or tsunami or juss plain big storm, if da house stay close to da ocean it may or may not be consumed or damaged due to the surging tides & weather. Right. right? So same ting wit lava flow yeah.

See I would not think of “redirecting a lava flow” - just cause dats beyond my relm of thought. LOL Relm ~ you like dat huh? I do. I’m into Relm-ing. LOL stoopidhead, anyways….. I wouldn’t even be close to da lava flow so why would I want to redirect it? Lava flow is not predictable, is it?

Maybe its just me. If da lava stay going makai, den I going mauka. Cause lava no go against gravity huh? Hala, wotch bachi bumbye lava going chase me uphill. LOL

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