Archive for May, 2008

For the record I do not have the 2008 Krispy Kreme Calendar. You know me I get anykind ukupila lolo stuffs from lolo peeps and I pass’um on. I’m da messenger, even do some peoples tink I da one stay making’um up. NOT, I tell you. LOL

Ok - so back in day - 2005 - as close to Y2K dat, I wrote about da Krispy Kreme Calendar dat somebody wen email me. And I figga juss YOU guys yeah da one read me. So I wen send YOU guys da Krispy Kreme Calendah right? Neva mind, as too long ago fo’rememba. BUT I tink you would rememba one calendar wit wahines who are tons of fun. Literally. XXXL in XL Victoria notsoSecret lingerie la dat. Hud NOT2SPOCK, you know wot I tawking about.

Anyways. Try go look 11-26-05 I wrote about dat Krispy Kreme Calenda. And still yet, yestaday or da ada day; I still stay getting comments can you send me da Krispy Kreme Calendah. NO. I no can. Cause I no like. LOL

I wen put in da post, if you like’um I go send’um to you. And the first two dozen or so peoples/strangahs, da first month or so after da post I did. No problem. Den nobody wen ask. Cause old news right. But still yet now 3 years later - HELLO - Can you send me da Krispy Kreme Calendar? No I no can. *L*

That post has gotten da MOSTEST POSTEST ever. 149 Comments ova da past tree(3) yeas. Hooo da kine. Fat girl fan club, wot?

Wahines stay even asking if I know, who to contact cause dey like POSE fo’dat calendar. DO I LOOK LIKE A PHOTO PIMP? Ok, I could be. BUT NO, I do not know who to contact to pose for that calendar. DUH ~ juss go head make your own. You like showoff your cellulite - moe powa to you - its called www.shuttlebug.com - Go head make yo’fat girl calendar. Why you gotta ask me? hehehehehe

You know if you DAT big and you proud of your size - den hey as you dat, do what you like do. No ask me. Looking at dat calendar MAKES ME feel SLIM. I feel like I should fit into XS compared to da Krispy Kreme Girls. Its a good thing that people that LARGE have a lot of self confidence and no shame flash dey big everything in front da camera la dat woteva. BUT I have a hard time breathing just looking at the masses. I look at it from my healths point of view and my heart would get smoothered to death if I got dat big.

Bad enough my BMI stay telling me I stay obese and next to dose wahine, EH I small anden. LOL

That calendar was from 2003 I think or 01 and somebody just changed the dates. I’ve not received any newer version. And I sure as hell not going tell people if I did. LOL

Krispy Kreme - da company - I know no was their calendar fo’real BUT they did their Arizona employees really really bad. The store went bankrupt and closed its doors. WITHOUT telling its employess. How bad is that, they were at work one day and next day they came to work and had one note of the door. They are unemployed. Now this year I hear they are opening up one of their stores again. Hmmmm

Me I don’t need Krispy Kreme fo’make me fat. Food in general will do that. Especially since I’m a big dessert kinda person. Oh and whip creme. Big whip creme fan, ask Starbucks. hehehe

Didn’t I just say I don’t have the calendar. Yeah well……………………………

I found this in photobucket. OK I wasn’t going to do this because it is so unhealthy. BUT I’m thinking IF I put it here it will remind me WHY I gotta loose weight. Why its so important for me not to be BIG, muchless bigger.There are so much things that you CANNOT DO when you all HUGE like that/this. This is kinda sad if you really think about it. Anyway I would be…..

krispykremewahines

OMG PARRISH DA THOUGHT.