You ever noticed or wondered ha’come some peoples voice no match dem. Like if you only heard their voice, you think like they might look a certain kinda of way, then when you see’um you’re like, da voice and face no match. Or like on TV the sports casters or newscasters they have THAT voice and just looking at them you wouldn’t think they sound like that.
There’s a certain pitch of voice I can not stand. It a high pitch, an octave or two below fingernails scratching a blackboard.I had a neighbor that had that high pitchy voice and it got irritating listening to her. People prolly say the same thing about me. LOL But I don’t have a high voice. Do I?
I was messing with my phone because I changed the ringtone on it; so I thought I should change the voice mail greeting too. So I listened to my message and I made funny face cause “datsME?” It sounds like a kid? I sound like a kid? It doesn’t sound more then half a century anyways….LOL Maybe if I talk moe haole I’d sound moe olda. But why I need sound moe olda? I know how old I is, so what how old my voice sounds. Sounding like a kid is fun sometimes cause den I can act dumb and people think its just da dang kids. I use to do that with telemarketers. It was their faul, they always asked me if my Mom or Dad was home and I tell’um no. Doesn’t even have to be a nice no. Just NO with attitude. *L*
With every job I’ve had there’s always a certain amount of answering phones involved. I always get the “you’re probably to young to know this but……” I was thought that was funny. Cause for a lot of the callers I could look at their info and I know dey olda den me. Or I get the “back in the 70’s blah blah blah” but you’re probably to young to know that. Wellllll, not really but I don’t have to tell’um.
I like low voices, you know the Barry White kine, da Radio announcer kine. Probably cause its a pleasant tone, totally opposite then the high pitch. I know this guy, I swear to GAWD if you heard him you would think as one wahine. I didn’t believe as was one kane talking till I met da person. It looks like a guy, walks likes a guy, I’m assuming it has GUY equipment but da voice lacks testosterone. Do you know what I mean? And on the phone sound moe wahine-ish then in person. Its weird. Maybe its my ears? Its the strangest thing. Cause you know how mahu’s try their best to change the pitch of their voice makem’ moe feminine, so this guy no need do dat cause it all ready there. Then there’s wahines that sound like kane’s yeah. Sound like they going kick yo’ass even wen dey nice and harmless la dat.
I always like my voice when I sick and its “low and raspy.” What one of my bosses use to call my 1-900 voice. For like 6 months my voice changed. I didn’t think much about it. In fact I just thought it was allergies. How dufus am I? Anyway I it was serious issues and it taught me to shutup. LOL At one point I totally lost my voice, for months I couldn’t talk loud. So dat gave me an idea something was wrong. My family is kinda know for da “loudness” yeah. I knew I was getting better and improving when I started being accused of being “too loud.” LOL There are times when my voice fades and its kinda like a sign yeah ~ you betta shutup. I see it as a good thing. It’d be sad to totally loose my voice. That was one of the risk the doctors told me about when I went unda da knife. Pretty freaking to think you I may not talk again. Fo’real I wen shuttup yeah.
Now if and when I start to loose my voice, I just figure its a sign. It just means shuttup and listen, neva mind wala’au. *L*
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