Archive for September 2nd, 2008

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IMHO there will always be a double standard. May not be as bad as my parents dem days wheneva I was growing up but none da less not ever all dat equal either. As long as there are botos and belots there will be different standards. OH did I say da B-word. I didn’t call anybody a BeeYacht, so I’m good right?

Part of the double standard thing is mentality. Ok alot of IT IS mentality. Females are moms. Males are dads. That story about man gives birth, puh-lese; “man” had a uterus. Excuse me men do not have uterus-ses! So there. How you wanna confuse you’re kid like that? I’m your Dad and I gave birth to you. Yes I am your Dad&Mom rolled into one, I Ffked myself. No no no, I wanted to be a man so I changed da outside but the inside was still wahine so az why ha’come, could still yet puinsai come hapai la dat. How you going tell da baby you going come stay go, wen you go come go went awreddy. LOL

Ok now I fo’get why I wen start dis DoubleStandard bs. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Da Republican Convention, Vice President blah blah blah. As all I heard about on TV - CNN. Gustav and VP candidate daughta hapai. If SHE was a HE dey wouldn’t scrutanize HIM la da but dey do HER? Why? Cause she da Mahdah! Am I lying.

What life has taught me is dat, IF something wrong wit da kid, wit da ohana; da Mahdah da one! Regardless if her fault or not; SHE is da fall guy. You da MOM, its your fault da kid is messed up. Why do you think Mom’s pray so much. They know, IF something wrong, ITS there fault. It’s part of the job description, it comes wit da territory. Freud or Jung said right? LOL

Yes Mom’s can have an executive career BUT. Always a BUT. BUT WOT? BUT you pay da price. Eda way. Career or Ohana? Both. OK fine. So den crisis situation, career or ohana? Wait, is the crisis wit da ohana or da career? Both. Which you going choose… baby stay sick sick dey like dey mahdah or catastrophic Hurricane Katrina pot (shuddup, ok PART) II. Knock on wood, making da sign of da cross. You get my drift. You know wot I mean……..

It’s hard being a Mom and even harder being a Mom with a career, even way way harder to the 100th degree being a Mom who is 2nd in command of a country, who could be the Commander In Chief IF Godforbid something happens to da Main Man.

Maybe its just me. See cause one of my biggest fears was my Babies having babies. My Parents put da fear of da Lord God Almighty and da belt into me; with continuously lecturing me of about not getting hapai. HOWEVA DEY failed to TELL ME just how dahell it is one gets pregnant. For the longest time I thought holding hands equals making babies. Thank you Ewa school and Waipahu Intermediate for s-e-x education. As a parent I swore I would tell my kids about s-e-x. And gunnfunnit I did! It was some what of a standup routine, with me & my 2 daughtas rolling on da floor but hey whateva works.

I find it hard to believe and yet I also understand, how parents don’t talk to their kids about babies having babies. And I’m sure even if they do frkng hudhead brattyass children will do whatdeydo. GO head spread yo’legs sommoe! You know what I mean. ME, I use to rant & rave everytime I hear about a hapai teenagah yeah. I would be going off, YOU KNOW you kids got no business bringing ada people into dis world when you no can even afford to buy your own shoes you going buy shoes and pampers fo’somebody else!

BUT hey its hard being a MOM, even more so with the scrutiny of the press and the country. Its all about choices ain’t it. Yeah they wouldn’t criticize & put a man thru the wringer la dat. A lot of times No Double Standard is rhetoric. Its apples and oranges, botos & belots I tell you.

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