My Addiction
Saturday, September 10th, 2005My addiction to Diet Coke and/or Diet Pepsi is threatening to overtake my life. Do they have a rehab program for soda addicts?
I know my reliance on soda must be in part due to the caffeine. I’ve never really been into coffee though. If I’m having a really sluggish morning or need an extra kick, I’ll start my day with my normal 44oz Diet Coke and a coffee on the side. That’ll usually do the trick. Until the caffeine wears off and I’m slumped in my chair at work…
When I wake up in the morning, I go straight to the fridge. On my way to work I pick up the 44oz fountain drink. I’ve thought of getting the huge 64 oz Thirstbuster but the ice melts before I can chug it all down and dilutes it.
At lunchtime, I’m ready for another 44ozer. After work, another. In the evening, a 12 oz can or two. Sometimes taking a can to bed with me.
My addiction can sometimes control my life. I feel anxiety when I take the last can from the 12 pack. I feel possessive of my soda since my kids have also picked up on drinking soda. They’re drinking it alllll! Should I wake up in the morning and not drink anything, by the time 10:30 rolls around, my head is pounding and I’m ready to bite someone’s head off or possibly break into a Pepsi vending machine.
Oh no, what feeling could be as anxiety producing as going to the soda fountain and they’re out of Diet…
I must be thankful that it’s not regular, sugary soda that I love. I’d weigh 600lbs, have diabetes and completely rotten teeth.
I must be thankful that my addiction is not anything worse, like beer, imagine me kicking back a 12pack of Heineken a day. Woah, watch out!
I’ve tried to stop cold turkey. I didn’t even last 10 hours.
Sip, sip, as I write. Sip, sip, as I work. Sip, sip, as I drive.
No wonder I’m always in the bathroom.
Loren