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So what.........rembembah me o' what?
Ha come u guys no write me notting? I know.......you guys too hot shit fo' me, already. Ok, ah no kay-yah.........do what you like...........no neese write.
Tonight i wen' go eat pahkay food wit' one ol' frenn from, like, uku-million yee-ahs ago. Man, i no could believe bin so long. One oldah guy once wen' tell me dat aftah u hit 30, da yeeahs jus' fly by..........he was right, man. Deese pass uku-million yeeahs bin fly by like nodding.
Anyways, was great fo' see her. From one real pooah existence in da Fah East she now stay live Sudden Califonia in one house wit yahd and swimming poo wit her husbin an' 2 keeds! I stay so happy fo' her!
If you like know about da pitcha.........ees of da Koolau's on O'ahu dat i bin shoot from my frenn's flowah fahm in Waimanalo. I nevah know had all dis fahmland in da backroads of Waimanalo until i went his house. Some nice, man, back dere Dis one pitcha wen' turn out some nice so i stay put 'em on heeyah.
(By da way, I spik Big Island pidgin so if you no can undahstan' my accent: ass because you nodding but one lolo ciddy sleekah.)
Talking about Big Island, wen' i was teen-ayjah i used to love dis one girl so much......i used to dream about her all da time. You know how it is wen' u still young and stupid......u no tink' about notting except da chick. You tink she perfect. So i wen' go insigh da forest behind my house, climb one guava tree and cahve ahwah intials togeddah on dat tree. Aftah dat, erry few yeeahs i used to go climb dat tree fo' make shuah da intials was still dere. But poho, last time i was going check, dey wen' go knock down da forest and build one ugly ahpotment building dere. Shit.........all my good memories dey go knock 'em down.
I used to meet my girlfrenn downtown Palace Theeaydah on Sattadays fo' watch movie and make out. I remembah how i used to eye-yen my pants wit spray stahch so da pants used to come some stiff, man. My favorite shirt i used to wehyah was one kalakoa shirt. Den i used to make shuah i had speeahmint gum in my mout plus some speeahmint certs. Dat way i was going fight any possible halitosis from all angles!
Den I would catch da sampan bus (oney cost 10 cents dat time) downtown and wait fo' her in front da theeaydah. Den she would come.....we would go insigh and i would put my ahm around her and keep my ahm dere da whole movie. My ahm would come all stiff and no mo'feeling but i would still keep my fricking ahm around her. By da end of da movie my ahm would feel like fall off!
Yestaday on the cah rayjo i bin go heeah "Theme From: "A Summer Place'"......da all time favorite choke-up song............brought back some mo' memories! Ass was da days............but...........like now......
all PAU.
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