To All Women for Whom this May Concern:
I am not after your man. Have him all to yourself, please.
I am not trying to the be the prettiest female in the room.
Your dress looks nice, too. I mean that.
I don't invest in claws.
Take a swipe at me, if you wish.
I don't bleed.
So you might see me shrug my shoulders
As I walk away
To buy myself a cup of coffee
So I can stop yawning.